There’s a raccoon stranded on the UBS Tower in St. Paul and it’s going to die

Let’s get one thing out of the way, fuk raccoons. I don’t like them and neither does Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. But the nasty looking things don’t belong in the city or 22 floors up the UBS Tower in downtown St. Paul. The St. Paul Raccoon has created so much of a buzz that it has its own Twitter account and already has 200 plus followers. The crazy bastard even has its own hashtag on Twitter #mprraccoon. I don’t want to tell you how the story will end but this raccoon is going to die. It hasn’t had a bite of food or lick of water in 24 hours.┬áCut the tapes, stop the film, end of story. This raccoon has already begun to rot.



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