America, F*** Yeah! TEAM USA Wins Gold After Jocelyn Lameroux Scores Winning Goal In Shootout

Team USA vs. Team Canada in hockey for the Gold Medal. I don’t care what sport it is, I’m all in on our women’s hockey team beating Justin “PeopleKind” Trudeau’s squad. The Red, White, and Blue women brought home the gold medal for the first time since 1998 in Nagano.

The Lamoureux girls made Grand Forks proud by both getting in on the scoring for Team USA. Monique Lamoureux tied the game at 2-2 with about six minutes to play in the third period. The game went all the way to a shootout that ended up tied as well.

Jocelyne Lamoureux, who set a record with two goals in six seconds earlier this Olympics, put the Canadians away with an dirty goal on the sixth shot of the shootout.

Dirty fuckin’ dangles, boys (or girls, sorry).

Congrats to Monique Lamoureux, Jocelyne Lamoureux, the rest of the team, America, and most of all the readers of Bottled Sports. Did I mention Justin Trudeau sucks? Bye.

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