I’m not a sex master but almost throwing your back out during sex means you’re not doing sex right

A few months ago I wrote a blog about how two Bottled Sports employees were threatening to quit because we hadn’t reached 1 million followers on Twitter and 5 million likes on Facebook. 

After that exchange went down it was pretty silent between myself and these two fukn gypsies. However, I get hit with this text chain a few minutes ago.

I’m not a sex master but almost throwing your back out during sex means you’re not doing sex right. Or it means you’re too old for sex and since that’s not a real thing and since these two dudes are younger than 25 years old that’s not a real thing either. Let’s imagine throwing your back out during sex… YOU FUKN CANT EVEN IMAGINE IT. You only throw your back out from two things: from carry the fukn team like I have been and from golf. That’s it. You can’t throw your back out from lifting, from picking up things, from fukn, not from anything else except the two things I named above. My godness.

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