I’m late to the fukn party I know so get off my back. It’s rough trying not to run a company into the ground by yourself. Yesterday Carson Jesus Wentz got engaged to a very fine piece of ass. Whew! She’s a good looking lady. Gimme some of that. And now Wentz has his first ring. Nick Foles has his Super Ring and Wentz has a marriage ring with a Super Bowl 53 ring waiting for him at the end of next season. Yes, in my book Wentz does NOT have a Super Bowl ring.
Question: would you rather have a Super Bowl ring or a engagement ring with a 8.9 out of 10? Be careful now.