Crashing your vehicle into a car care collision center is the most ironic thing ever

Sioux Falls (S.D.) — Detectives say speed and driver impairment are likely factors in a car versus building crash in west Sioux Falls.

At about 11 a.m. Wednesday, a Chevrolet Tahoe crashed into the Billion Car Care Center on West 12th Street near Marion Road.

Sioux Falls Police Capt. Loren McManus said that structural engineers and members of Sioux Falls Fire Rescue are at the scene to check the building.

The crash remains under investigation.

This is the most ironic story of all time, right? It has to be. Some guy OR girl had a few too many cocktails during their early lunch hour and ended up driving into a car care center. Just fukn smacked the front of the business. Glass everywhere, Billion’s workers secretaries with their panties souled. Whoever crashed this fukn vehicle into this place of business is going to get so many jokes thrown their way for the rest of time. The only good thing that comes out of this is that they can get their car fixed right on the spot. No need for tow trucks or any of that clean up crew.

Also, if you are gonna drink mid day, you might just want to call into work say hey, “I hate my job that I decided to have a few margs at Mexican Village over lunch and well I’m not gonna come back to the office probably most likely ever again.”

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