I come back from Thanksgiving and I get hit with this shit? Fukn sad, man. Chill in Peace (CIP) Dork the Emu. Dork’s death should land on the hands of the people that brought him into custody. Let the emu roam the town. He/She is a smart animal as you can see in the picture that Dork isn’t on the road. Very unfortunate way to go out, Dork. But you will be missed. All this emu wanted was some post Thanksgiving exercise and the result is death? Not cool, Big Lake. If there isn’t a statue in place for Dork the Emu then shame on you.